From the Savage Lovecast and the HUMP! Film Festival team comes a new podcast featuring your best or dirtiest—or best and dirtiest—stories!

Each episode of Five Minute F*ck features a short piece of audio created by listeners– each 5 minutes or less, and all submitted anonymously. You can binge-listen to all of them at once, or savor the episodes slowly. We will share a portion of streaming revenue among the storytellers that have been selected  and one lucky story will be part of the 2021 HUMP! Film Festival program.

What we’re looking for:

  • Erotic fictional tales
  • Sexy true stories
  • Orgasmic audioscapes
  • Confessionals
  • Whatever you think might make for a sexy listen!

Make it short! Make it sexy!

Gay, straight, bi, trans, couples, throuples– anything goes for your five minute fuck! (Almost anything. No animals, No poop, No minors.)

Send your submissions to

Deadline for submissions is September 18th, 2020.

Technical Requirements

  • File Format should be .Mp3
  • Recording on your Smart Phone works great!

Advanced Settings:

  • Do not use a variable bit rate (VBR)
  • Use a constant bit rate (CBR) of 96kbps or greater
  • Recommended mp3 sample rate of 44.1 kHz
  • Stereo and mono acceptable